My Take on The 2014 Grammys Show
Last night - Sunday, January 26, 2014 - I watched the 2014 Grammys show. I rarely watch the Grammys or any awards shows - Emmys, Academy Awards, Peoples' Choice, the Oscars, the Madisons, the Ungers, etc. I thought I'd post/drink a 140, an FB and then sign off and watch Dexter Season 4. For some reason, I kept watching & commenting on the Grammys. (But I managed to watch Dexter later.)(Isn't my "G7" cube cover photograph nice and nicely apropos? The "G" stands for Grammy and the "7" is associated with the "G." Together this chocolate and peanut butter concatenation means, "G7," aka "G Dominant 7th chord," a favorite and old hit among us guitarists.)___________________________________________________________________________My first post was to Facebook:1(a). I'm a Grammys member & am supposed to be thrilled & engaged. The opening is perfectly predictable like every Grammy show. But for once I don't think we'll get an EDUCATIONAL lecture about the evils of downloading & that downloaders, Pandora and the ANTICHRIST herself aka GOOGLE who have stopped the performance & creation of music. I wish the teleprompter readers the very best of luck tonight. And I am pro-my clients, friends and the old people (Beatles rhythm section guys and any other 60+ ancient folk). Time for Twitter where there is peace. I was about to leave when suddenly I didn't. I was at my iMac and just kept writing in response to what I was seeing and hearing at the Grammys.
Warning - silliness, sarcasm, exaggeration, commentary, kindness and fodder for lawyers
who will someday interrogate me lie ahead!
___________________________________________________________________________Here are those less-140-character statements:1. I'm a Grammys member & am supposed to be thrilled & engaged with this B. A. show. The opening is perfectly predictable like the rest.2. "We made this record without a record label." And then in comes the music. STOP THAT ANTI-RECORD LABEL rant! Right now! #Grammys3. I'm so puzzled. Lord or Lorde with that extra "E" is a damn big deal. Her Royal is heart felt & I damn well don't get it. #Grammys4. And let's remember, "Sponsored by CBS." Even the commercials show pretty women who have been deprived of body fat. #Grammys5. CBS Radio salutes the artists who create the music. And now Hunter Hayes. The Unarrested Justin Bieber. #Grammys6. Hunter Hayes can play piano with his right hand & emote FEELINGS with his left hand as he gets soulful. Wow, only in LA! #Grammys7. I'm wrong - Hunter Hayes is doing Miley Ray Cyrus. I can't get this modern stuff straight! #Grammys8. Wow! A man & a woman are approaching the center of the stage to read the nominations. This is why I watch! #Grammys9. Robin Thicke's Marvin Gaye cover did not win! But they teased us by having them in the selection pool. #Grammys
Spinal Tap - Tap Into America
10. Dude - your bicycle helmets are getting me thinking UP and FIRM! And thank you to the Academy. #Grammys11. "Dude, I am very funny in England. Remember I'm from England like Ringo and left-handed Paul." "Miss Katy Perry." #Grammys12. Now we get Spinal Tap's Druids and Stonehenge done RIGHT! The horns & repeated lyric phrases work "& look at my crotch." #Grammys13. Even the horses are looking up at the sky, even if the horses are dark blue. And a rap is being delivered in a serious way. #Grammys14. Up next - "An intimate performance by Taylor Swift..." Dear God, may it be not TOO intimate. I like moderation (& no blue horses) #Grammys15. Robin Thicke & his grandparents & some of their assisted living friends, a band from Illinois called "Chicago," are next! #Grammys16. "Reunited a classic group" with "someone who exploded this year...We're gonna blur the lines a little bit..." Write your own joke #Grammys17. The Great Thicke Grandson knows so many of the Elders' songs! And a rapper does too! #Grammys18. I've never been to Branson (no nearby interstates) but tonight I'm blessed to be getting Branson's finest (& with rap guy!)! #Grammys19. Get the Elders off the stage as now Grandson wants to tell her that he "knows she wants it." Awful sex stuff! #Grammys___________________________________________________________________________20. I see Australian guy on short leash. He sings "You're so innocent." Next a guy is restrained & imitates a white singer. #Grammys21. I love this instrumental solo/rendition of Prince's "When the doves cry." Just the good notes up high on that ax! #Grammys22. YEA! Commercials are great too! Austin Mahone is back! I'm so glad he broke off from the rest of his domineering family. #Grammys23. "Your love keeps lifting me higher & higher." As guy sniffs sheets happily, up comes warning about sniffing sheets. Huh? #GrammysCommerical24. 9-Time Grammy Winner John Legend sings from his heart & about the value of his legal name change. Not "Novella" but "Legend." #Grammys25. That closing LEGEND piano chord was to say "I'm deep." And "this was deep." #Grammys26. My wild guess!!! A song called "God Was Dead" won't win an award! #Grammys27. Nirvana drummer & Beatles bass player wins something. Go Vegan! They "knocked it out in a couple of hours" NO age jokes. #Grammys28. "My good friend Taylor Swift." WARNING - Perfect intonation ahead. WARNING - intonation perfect or not does not matter. :-) #Grammys29. If she doesn't bob her head up and down fiercely the loudness level won't rise - it will stay a sensitive ballad. WINNING bob! #Grammys30. For those of us who love music theory, we can notice tonight that if you're deep, you don't end on the One Chord. #Grammys31. Absolutely bizarre COINCIDENCE! John "Please Consider Me A" Legend sang at the Grammys & is singing for a car commercial #Grammys___________________________________________________________________________I quickly looked away to the Twitterverse & laughed at this tweet connecting a particular Grammy performer with Mick Huckabee's "women" statement. (Why do some white male "Get Off My Lawn" politicians so often describe/prescribe for women?)
LOLGOP @LOLGOP
Mike Huckabee wants you to know he thinks Taylor Swift can control her libido and it's totally not weird that he's thinking about that.
32. He sings at the Superbowl but immorally says, "Strap yourselves in..." This is not family time TV. And now Color Pink sings #Grammys33. I don't follow these shows closely but I think the stripping thing is having an impact. Pink swings. Where's her pole? #Grammys34. NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT TAYLOR SWIFT's SINGING AGAIN with this
diminutive mustache guy's attempt to sing #Grammys
35. I think she & mustache are singing at each other trying to one up the other. She'll win. #Grammys36. Lord + e wins! "This is the one thing that I did not expect the most about tonight..." giggle #Grammys #Grammar37. "Unleash your love for music..." More of this double entendre language by my Grammy people. What's with this enticing talk? #Grammys38. Next time I sing in public, i'll make sure my red lipstick & my red mic match! Love these commercials! #BandPerry #Grammys
In the words of Ozzy
39. Ozzy says, " FTVGYJK iojhu ...%^TY&ing ^TY&U*fab f^&*(ck.... Ringo Starr!" #Grammys
40. Yea! White hair at the Grammys! Even the trumpet player is singing (fortunately without a mic). Go Ringo! #Grammys41. I just heard from her parents. In print her parents prefer, "Lord Plus E." Apologies. I stand corrected. #Grammys42. He must be important. He's reading from a teleprompter without a female counterpart. "The nominees are..." #Grammys43. Love the "all the pregnant women are like what do I got to..." And pregnant woman's man WINS! #Grammys44. "I want to thank God a little bit..." A LITTLE BIT? Wow - there should be hell and damnation coming down on him soon! #Grammys45. Yea to Def Jam! This is the educational moment instead of DON'T DONWLOAD YOU BAD & evil stealin' YOUNG 'UNS. #Grammys46. He sings about "prison binds" & is dressed in a tight white top. Now there are more dressed in those tight whites. #Prisonmongers #Grammys47. This will be another one of those great nursing home anthems in 2050. The residents will all dress in white & wave their arms.48. An exciting new voice in country music & in case you don't believe it, we've provided neon cactus as background. #Grammys49. That pink neon female cactus with the protruding middle finger/TALL part is about grrrrllll cccactusssss empowerment. #Grammys50. The most creative people are in advertising and I'm thrilled that I get to work with a lot of them! Stone time. #Grammys51. Julia Roberts is here as a reminder that her film needs more ticket buyers. "I'm still hot & my film is in theaters." #Grammys
New Beatles/Paul McCartney Song
52. Paul & Ringo will play a new song. The audience will demand it be short or sound like a Beatles song they know. #Grammys
53. It's what you'd expect from Paul - melodic, instantly identifiable & in a few sections a la Uncle Albert. #Grammys
54. Legally, Yoko would not have been allowed to dance to Paul's singing back when they were suing each other for decades. #Grammys
55. I LOVE SEEING TWO BEATLES TOGETHER on stage or anywhere! Wonderful! #Grammys56. Pharrell with lots of r's and l's ... Isn't he one of the guys who stole Marvin Gaye's sex song? #GRAMMYs57. Thanking your Mom is the best thing you can do. Very good to hear! (even if after thanking his manager.) #Grammys58. This can't be! Paul just sang this song for the 1st time & Surface stole it & put it in their commercial! No way! #Grammys59. Finally, someone champions the color grey! #Grammys But importantly these are great musicians/artists!60. Awesome music history then & now here on stage. Willie & Kris & Merle! #Grammys Jokingly in 2014, Don't do pot!|61. Irony and William Shattner-ism galore on stage! Just say NO to pot, shaggy hair & cowboy-as-a-career path! #Grammys62. More country musicians on stage (she & he as should be), this time without signifying neon cactus/cact-eye! #Grammys63. I didn't see Faith Hill offstage mouthing, "WHAT?!?!?!" Was Faith there? Yes, thank Nashville & Mercury Records. #Grammys64. Every player on that stage should be introduced on this Daft Punk Stevie Wonder song. Punk Punk Stevie. #Grammys65. Sure, sing "Freak out, freak out!" but someone BADLY needs an introduction! Music history moment again! #Grammys66. Excellent transition to "Another Star" by Stevie Wonder! Oh yeah. The best of 1976 fits here! Great performance! #Grammys___________________________________________________________________________67. Loving many of these commercials - Google & Zorba The Greek mashup. #Grammys68. Cyndi Lauper is always original, self-deprecating, funny and timeless. Cool to intro Carole King from Brooklyn! #Grammys69. Carole & Sara work great together. Proof that age/gender/color/religion etc are to be ignored. #Grammys70. Oh. They gave this song away & it resulted in just a bit of success? Really? Free can lead to success? A business model! #Grammys71. I'm still waiting for the introduction of that musician - 3 syllables - who performed earlier with Punk Punk Stevie. #Grammys72. Lou Reed well-deserved accolades. Music history time again. #Grammys73. Jaymz Lennfield - The great & supportive Metallica! Unlike Sony, these guys are in Beatallica's (our) corner! #Grammys74. Day-uhm! Metallica are more than just holding up! Nice! No rust, no decay! #Grammys75. Beethoven's 9th, Stravinsky's Rite of Spring, Lord + E's Royal. I'm starting to understand how popularity works. #Grammys76. Well, they've introduced the ROBOTS but no... wait, they did! Nile Rodgers has been mentioned verbally & on stage! #Grammys___________________________________________________________________________
Weddings
77. Oh cool! The commitment to love can only mean one thing - the freedom to date & marry! Human rights, dignity & music can work! #Grammys78. I was turned on to Macklemore & Ryan Lewis in 2012 by Harvard Law students. I'm very appreciative to have learned about them. #Grammys79. Yea! The freedom to choose friends, start to date and maybe get married. Why oppose this? Good move #Grammys
80. Portnow usually is the worst part of the Grammys show. But this time, I predict no rant against technology. #Grammys81. Passing of Van Cliburn, George Jones, Ray Manzarek, McPartland, George Duke, Ramone, Winters, Cowboy Jack, Starker... #Grammys82. Very good Armstrong/Lambert rendition of Everly Brothers. Everlys will last. #Grammys83. Glad to see my friend Milt Olin mentioned as a great who recently died. I didn't see Mulgrew Miler's name. Was he mentioned? #Grammys84. Tragic that the name John Legend can sound when John LENNON is intended. My teaching moment - John Lennon was better. #Grammys85. Paul Williams & Nile Rodgers! Williams - 2 robots called Williams after he was sober & asked him to write music. Funny! #Grammys86. @john_kubicsko That's a real shame & bad oversight. Mulgrew Miller's passing was really significant. Thanks for letting me know, John!87. Pretty good Grammys show - no STOP DOWNLOADING silliness. I'm glad I watched - I rarely do. Now, back to Netflix. Dexter again? #Grammys